rating: M | length: 93,407 words | pairings: sam/lucifer, dean/cas, gabriel/crowley
"This wasn’t right. Things like this didn’t happen to people. First days were full of training documents and get-to-know-you chats and friendly talks with pleasant secretaries, not super-lawyers in disguise with molesting eye contact assaulting you in elevators. This really really wasn’t how this was supposed to go… Maybe it wasn’t how it was going. Maybe none of it was really happening to him and in a few minutes they would leave the room and all of this would go away and he’d have his normal, average first day exactly the way he’d wanted it."