Yeah, I had a feeling their first encounter would be something like this ^^
I lost my pineapple.
Driver picks the pineapple, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
I’d like to think it’s because of my perky pineapples.
We hunt pineapples, what the hell?!
Family don’t end with pineapples, boy.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a little pineapple to raise.
If there’s a key, there has to be a pineapple.
Would you - just- don’t touch my pineapple anymore, okay?
What kind of house doesn’t have pineapples?
Dam straight I want to shoot some pineapples.
You are not gonna die a pineapple, not on my watch.
Stop! Stop! Nobody kill any pineapples!
My “pineapple skills” are “rusty”.
You’re not gonna poke her with a pineapple!
Dude, you’re confusing reality with pineapples again.
On Thursdays, we’re pineapple doctors.
The pineapple makes me their god.
No, he’s not on any pineapple.
I found a pineapple store. And I drank it.
They’re supposed to make you feel miserable! That’s why they’re pineapples!
Is this a pineapple torture dungeon?
I think we’ve still got some pineapple juice in the trunk.
We are on an actual case involving pineapples. Finally!
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little pineapple too!
We’re just rolled up a pineapple and thrown it into Hell.
Ethan, we have a total of 40 seconds to get you in and the pineapple out.
There is only one Lord of the Pineapple, only one who can bend it to his will.
For who could ever learn to love a pineapple?
A boy’s best friend is his pineapple.
These aren’t the pineapples that you’re looking for.
The pineapple has awoken and heard his master’s call.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the Pineapple Room!
I am big! It’s the pineapples that got small!
We rob pineapples.
Listen to them. Pineapples of the night. What music they make.
You’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a pineapple.
Got any more?
I just love looking at this.
Has anyone else seen this? Its a TARDIS tea infuser.
Now I don’t normally say things like this but how fucking British is that ahah.
Impala = Captain Kirk THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!
It’s just like this time:
Now that I’ve watched Frozen I suspect in 10-15 years Disney will make a movie about two princes: the younger one is cursed with a prophecy saying he will become the Demon King on day and be killed by his older brother.
The younger brother tries to keep his dark side under control but it is a tremendous challenge for him. The older prince puts on a show of being snarky and flirtatious but really he works night and day to find a way to stop his little brother from turning evil because he loves his little brother and promised their parents, King Jonathan and Queen Mary, that he’d take care of him.
They go on a quest fighting monsters, demons, and all sorts of scary things. Instead of a talking snowman or singing animals as sidekicks they get a disgruntled guardian angel (with a raspy voice) and through the power of love, the older prince marries a young witch-turned-princess and has lots of pie and dancing at the wedding.
"The dark never bothered me anyway."